Wednesday, January 9, 2013

PARIS

Oh Paris. What havent you taught me? I can remember my first day in paris just like it was yesterday. I came to learn about france, the eifel tower and the meaning of love. Little did i know i would learn much more valuable traits than that. I would learn about creativity and how to keep a reader interested and entertained in my stories and writing. 
 Many times i would just take the time to wander through paris and get behind on my blog posts, because i didnt want to miss a minute of opportunity to learn from the residents. You can be a tourist forever or you can choose to become a resident, for me though, i think i would like to get a summer home in paris and become a part time resident. That meaning, i may not write a lot, but when i do i would like to have good quality writing. Now, i know that quality doesnt come easy, you've got to put some effort into to it. So maybe i should live in paris for good.

Paris, you have taught me more than i ever expected you too. You've been so kind and loving. But for now i must go on, bid you farewell. I'll never forget you Paris!

Dialogue

Me: So then i said, its only 10:30 i can afford to watch some Netflix.
Other Me: Don't talk to yourself like that. You have to wake up at 7. not a chance you can watch even one episode of white collar.
Me: But its only 42 minutes long.
Other me: Thats like a 42 minute snooze button you're giving up
Me: YOLO
*WATCHES 2 EPISODES*

Instructions

How to post (not to post) a tweet on twitter

1 Think of an absolutely great idea or phrase for a tweet
2 wait for a time of day when lots of people will be on twitter
3 type up the tweet
4 try to size it down to meet the dreaded 140 character limit
5 determine what punctuation marks you can take out with out looking like a fool
6 realize your still at -10 characters
7 give up
8 quit twitter forever

Newspaper blackout


One Word

Halo

Halo is debateably the best video game series out there. Top 2 in my book, along with the Call of Duty series. But halo is a first person shooter game that you can take your talents to the online world. Thats when everything starts to get fun. 
         I would say im a pretty dominant player. maybe even the best in the world. Actually, not maybe, i know i am. but my best quality is im humble. The most important parts of the game are to believe in yourself, dont trust your team mates, and love the game with all of your heart. These simple tips will lead you to greatness. 
        But dont take my word for it. Go try it out for yourself cause...yolo