I remember when

I remember
When palm pilots were cool
When 6th graders were old
When it sucked to be called a sevey
When I rode the bus to school
When I played football everyday
When I went to Philadelphia
When I learned how to ride my bike
When it was cool to like the color pink
When my older brother was emo
When I first realized mr Nelson looked like Tyson chandler. Life changing moment.
When I decided it was okay to tell girls you liked video games.
When getting my first Xbox live account.
When Obama got elected
When my first dog died
When I had my 4th birthday
When I got my first diaper changed...
When I saw my first acorn
When I was attracted to a girl for the first time...that was weird
When I was in 4th grade
When I realized ice cream is the only thing I can trust
When I found out mitt was Mormon
When I heard my friends swear for the 1st time

10 Direct orders

1. Rock out like you just hit the game winning shot
2.Rock out like you just got a new puppy
3.Rock out like you just got your first kiss
4.Rock out like you just got married
5.Rock out like you're on top of the world
6.Rock out like you just won a million dollars
7.Rock out like you just got a 4.0
8.Rock out like you just won the heisman
9.Rock out like you just got on Mr. Nelsons wall of fame on the blog
10.Rock out like you are dying

Duct tape CANT fix this. well i hope not.

C'mon Mr Nelson clean up your act. Next time remember duct tape CANT fix this.

Life....and death

What if we never lived? what if living wasn't even an idea? what would we be doing? what if we didnt have a body? what if...what if...what if...

On average we have between 70 to 80 years to live which seems like a very long time but on the other hand we see the elderly saying it went by so fast. We need to live our lifes to their fullest and live like its our last day or last year.

Stop worrying about my first questions and think about this, What would you do if you knew your were gonna die tomorrow?

Short and sweet...and death

My dad is a short dude. And he tries his best to be sweet. Now i got to tell you, the thought of death scares me. But when my dad tries to be sweet and flirts with my mom with pick up lines at the dinner table...The thought of death doesn't sound so bad after all.

Thoughts...Thoughts...and ya things like that we think of in our brain and stuff.

Thoughts. Where do thoughts originate from and why?

Theres all sorts of different thoughts, like bad or good, smart or stupid, random and even inspiring. But why? Why do we think these things? Its an odd topic that I'm not sure we will ever truely be able to understand. But its fascinating to think and theorize about.

These thoughts can lead us to do some crazy things. Heres the best analogy i could think of on a late sunday night: A thought is like a seed. It needs to be planted. Now, it can stay planted and you just dont mess with it or you can make more of it; you can turn it into an idea. Then that idea can grow and blossom into action. Then, from there, its out in the world for people to see. It might be ugly or beautiful, but there is nothing you can do about it then. (mine turn out to be mostly ugly.)

In the end, lets just all take a moment and be thankful for our mouths that in essence filter out MOST of our stupid thoughts from ever being blurted out. Given, Some mouths do a better job than others. I got a buddy, Harold Miner, and its almost like he doesnt even have a mouth.

Dead body.

c'mon if you say that you have never thought of where you would hide a dead body then you are a liar. I thought I'd share the best place me and my friend could come up with. we had a 10 minute conversation about it.


so here it is:

You go to a graveyard at night and find a grave the diggers are working on, take a shovel and dig it just a few feet deeper. then you place the body in the extra area. Follow that by moving the dirt back on top and packing it down. then when they come to bury the person for the funeral they bury (burry?) right over it.

And no i dont plan on being a mass murderer.